-- Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

-- Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

-- Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

-- Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

-- Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

-- Lymph (v.), to walk with a limp.

-- Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.

-- Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

-- Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

-- Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with 'Yiddishisms'.

-- Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

Past daily jokes
Subscribe to the daily joke with rss
Get the daily joke via email

Wocka has a lot of clever features that make it a great site for jokes. Many of these neat things are available only to registered users. Its free to sign up, so why not give it a try?

As a registered user you can submit jokes, rate jokes, keep track of jokes already seen and best of all, get joke recommendations based on your personal rating history and sense of humor.

Still not convinced, read more...