If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?

If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight???

If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear seatbelts?

If love is blind, then why is lingere so popular?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

If a black box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If most car accidents occur within 5 kilometers of home, then why doesnt every one just move 5 k's away?

Why are psychics still working if they all know the winning lottery numbers?

If you try to fail, but you succeed, which have you done?

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