A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old daughter ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the daughter asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.

The little girl thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

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