The Kidnapping

Joke ID#426
Funny (3.14)
Rating (0.55)
Submitted Bypinkibili
Corrected By crazycriely
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A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10, 000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The blonde opened the bag and found the $10, 000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

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Posted by suthrnbabe03 Sep 03, 2005

great joke, I finally get it! lol!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Feb 06, 2006

Hey suthrn- the blond was so stupid that she kidnapped the kid, and sent him home with the ransom note. The parent sent back the ransom, even tho she had her kid, because she wasn't smart enough to realize that she didn't need to. Maybe that was bad explanation, but I loved this joke!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by undercover_joker May 06, 2006

Luv it while I was reading it I was thiking how is she going to give them the note and Know who to give it to him

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006

Lol! I can think of some people who would act like that . . .

Comment score: 2  

Posted by coolhndsme Sep 04, 2006

very funny

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Posted by Alexeagle Nov 27, 2007

Lol To the faves!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by rac76 Sep 22, 2009

A good joke..brought a smile to my face. Thanks!

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Posted by Tygga Sep 22, 2010

Great, keep them coming!

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