Must See Annual Sale


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Joke ID#2742
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By Fathead
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It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again.

As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"




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Posted by kgirlca Feb 14, 2004

AWW! Poor guy!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Nicky101 Nov 26, 2004

Poor man. He should've said something the second time though .

Comment score: 4  

Posted by einat17 Nov 26, 2004

that's a good one! reminds me of a little while ago when I cleaned the boys' bathroom (in the army) and I was supposed to stand at the door and wait for a commander to check them and so many guys tried to get in and I yelled at them all and then this one guy comes and stands at the door and I'm like "you can't get it! they're gonna come check the bathroom!" and he was like "hi, I'm here to check the bathroom!"

Comment score: 3  

Posted by smartie_pants Jul 23, 2005

ha ha very funny well lol

Comment score: 3  

Posted by NYG7154 Nov 27, 2005

Yep, been there, done that, got the T-shirt, prints will be back on Friday, and yes, film at 11 ... for those of us who've worked retail during any big sale could tell you

Comment score: 2  

Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Nov 27, 2005

I agree w/ da man

Comment score: 2  

Posted by shimmermaid Nov 28, 2005

That's Black Friday for you, no? lol People can get nasty.... Good job tho!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by popesantaxiv May 06, 2006

HA! typical public behavior! people these days....no brains... quite funny, however!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ntsoaky Nov 27, 2006

good joke, once again.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Nov 27, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by RustyDQ Nov 27, 2006

Definitely Black Friday!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by BBKatsu Apr 28, 2007

That was a bit obvious to see coming!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by BBKatsu Apr 28, 2007

It's good though.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by luna103 Mar 31, 2011

I have heard a simaler joke, but you tell it better!

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