The Hairdresser

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Submitted ByAnchMike
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A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

"Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and
dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called este." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope." "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand, I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me." "Oh, really! What'd he say?"

He said, "Where'd you get the shitty hairdo?"

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Posted by taiya2 Mar 30, 2005

ROTFLMAO! Very funny!

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Posted by Roxygurl54 Apr 01, 2005

VERY funny!! I loved it!

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Posted by rwethereyet Apr 15, 2005

Excellent punch line!

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Posted by gamegirl Apr 30, 2005

totally laughed out loud at this one. What a negative hair dresser. Someone should teach her the joys of life.

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Posted by monkey_balls May 24, 2005

i knew what was coming, just not when. really funny

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Posted by changegurl May 27, 2005

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Posted by juggleboy502 May 28, 2005

now THAT's a good joke

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 28, 2005

A dose of her own medicine. Good one! what does ROTFLMAO stand for?

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Posted by lilmathwiz114 Jul 31, 2005

that was the funniest joke i have ever heard. hahahahahhahhaahahahahahahahhahha

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 21, 2005

that is way 2 funny not 2 share!!!!

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Posted by kelsey777 Aug 28, 2005

id be if i were the hairdresser! great joke! i give it a full smiley

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Posted by lucygirl Aug 31, 2005


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Posted by kayleeskitties Sep 20, 2005

Hilarious joke! Going directly to my favs!

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Posted by orange_syrup Sep 21, 2005

ROFLMAO means: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off

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Posted by dragracergirl18 Oct 10, 2005

that was FUNNY!!lol

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Posted by irishflower Dec 06, 2005

i would get a new hairdresser after that!

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Posted by ocg3-d Dec 06, 2005


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Posted by love10394 Dec 30, 2005


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Posted by anetan2005 Jan 06, 2006

with a vengeance!!!! hahaha!!!!

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Posted by fuba_juba Mar 16, 2006

The Pope didnt have to swear

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy May 21, 2006

If it's rated PG, chances r someone swears. By the way where did u hear that joke b4, AnchMike? It was.... soo funny!! goin in my favs

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006


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Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006

I doubt that the pope would actually swear though . . .

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Posted by undercover_joker Nov 21, 2006

i have had a terrible day...i just had a stomach flu... just bad anyways that joke mad it great!

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Posted by cheesetoast Mar 28, 2007

I think I might have laughed harder if the punchline had not been derogatory. It's just not believable coming from the Pope (and I'm not Catholic).

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Posted by auntiesis Apr 12, 2007

Enjoyed this joke, and even though the Pope wouldn't swear I see why the traveler said that. Really good one.

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Posted by Squelch Apr 23, 2007

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Posted by popesantaxiv Nov 17, 2007


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Posted by Math_freak Jun 11, 2008

I saw the joke in a forward. It's funny, but its one of those jokes that teach a lesson.

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Posted by rac76 Oct 18, 2009

I agree with everyone else that this is a funny joke!

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