M&M Peas

Joke ID#9875
Funny (2.2)
Rating (0.38)
Submitted Bybrain_dead
Corrected By insane_21_gr
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A mom, Bri, and a son, Jorge, were eating dinner at the dinner table. Jorge pushes his plate away and says, "I'm done."

Bri glances at Jorge's plate and notices he still has a pile of peas on it, "No you don't. Not untill you eat all of your food."

"I don't like peas."

"They are not peas they are green M&M's but the trick is you can't taste the candy untill you swallow them."

Jorge gets excited and sticks a spoon full of peas in his mouth. Then he grabs his glass of milk and takes a drink.

Jorge says, "your right mom they do taste like M&M's. Why don't you try?"

"Who do you think you're kidding?," replies Bri and gives Jorge a sly look.

"Who do YOU think you're kidding?," Jorge says grabbing his glass of milk and pouring the peas out of it onto his plate.

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Posted by Sybyl Jan 28, 2006

I do not get it

Comment score: 2  

Posted by brain_dead Jan 29, 2006

ok his mom tryed to get him ot eat peas but instead he spit them in his glass.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by cola_Vixen Mar 01, 2006

I got it. That was funny.

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