Joke ID#9716
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Submitted Byenderofgames
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This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan.

So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he decided he wouldn't subject himself to an hour's wait. He made a running leap and landed on his hands and knees, a little bruised maybe, but safe on deck.

He got up, brushed himself off, and announced proudly to a bystander, "Well, I made that one, didn't I?"

"Sure did," the bystander said. "But you should have waited a minute or two. The ferry is just about to dock."

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Posted by honey_11 Mar 14, 2006

sounds like something i would do--> nice one

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Posted by shimmermaid Mar 14, 2006

That's New Yorkers for you I liked the way this one was told too...had personality!

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Posted by 2sandwoman Mar 14, 2006

Yeah, like he jumped 15 feet. I would like to see that!

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Posted by EnderofGames Mar 19, 2006

15 feet, a few cramps, but as long as you are going out farther than you are going down, 15 isn't that bad. 15 feet isn't that big, anyways.

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