Joke ID#9633
Funny (3.28)
Rating (0.44)
CategoryAt Work  
Submitted Byenderofgames
Corrected By shiny_and_new
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The manager of a large office noticed one of his department heads had hired a new man, so the boss called him into his office for a little orientation speech. "What is your name?" he asked.

"John," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last names only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. John Darling."

"Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..."

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Posted by imlaughin Jan 21, 2006

i dont like adding jokes to my favorites, but i addedd this one! i was rotfflmfao jk, but it was funny, great job.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by cheer492 Feb 18, 2006

good one! i like it

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Posted by honey_11 Feb 18, 2006

hey...what can i say? i like it!

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Posted by salem33466 Feb 27, 2006

I do not get it??????

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Posted by EnderofGames Mar 03, 2006

The boss (a guy) didn't want to call the new worker (also a guy) "Darling". That would be sick and wrong.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by shimmermaid Mar 05, 2006

Haha! Too funny!

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Posted by EnderofGames Mar 22, 2006

Thanks for your comments

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Posted by mellew Jun 16, 2006


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