Wireless Security System

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How to install a wireless security system:

Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like, "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been wormed and they are a little edgy."

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Posted by Celanba Feb 13, 2006

That sounds like something a friend of mine would do.

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Posted by cartwheelmac Feb 13, 2006

That sounds like it would work!!!

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Posted by honey_11 Feb 13, 2006

hehe i might have to just give it a try

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Posted by shimmermaid Feb 13, 2006

Brilliant! Yah, that would work

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Posted by sccrclssc5 Feb 13, 2006

Awesome!! I loved it!

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Posted by actsingdance247 Apr 28, 2006

Very Funny, loved it!

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