Joke ID#8943
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An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

*** POOF ***

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."

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Posted by FerretGirl Dec 11, 2005

I think I saw this one in a greeting e-card........ It's still a good one though

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 21, 2005


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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Feb 11, 2006

I give it an A++++++

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Posted by BabyGirl101 Mar 02, 2006

This one is my favorite one so far.

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Posted by jessica112 Mar 12, 2006


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Posted by teen_wiz Jul 01, 2006

Awesome!!! Poor little old lady...

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 27, 2006

oh man!

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 14, 2006

lolololololololololololololololololol weird................................ lolololololololololololololololololol HIGH-larious.........................

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