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Submitted Byme310
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You may not know this but many non-living things have a

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!

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Posted by Frenchi Dec 30, 2005

Very funny!

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Posted by violasrule Jan 12, 2006

Love it, I'm still laugh'n

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Posted by Dawn830w Jan 14, 2006

Number ten was a hilarious way to finish this joke off with a bang.

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Posted by scouttrooper Sep 19, 2006

Like the last one. 8-)

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