English Lecture

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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

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Posted by Monique114 Aug 10, 2003

Hehehe, great joke! :-D

Comment score: 5  

Posted by skoolkid Oct 14, 2003

LOL! It actually made me laugh! Most of these jokes, I never laugh at. But this one was HILARIOUS!! Great one!

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Posted by ansh93 Jun 23, 2004

Probably wonderful but I don't get it... Could Somebody plz help me wid it

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Posted by pink Aug 18, 2004

the word "yeah" is a positive, and the word "right" is a positive. so yeah right is a double positive. but its sarcastic and means a negative no! get it?

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Posted by darthforman Apr 25, 2005

Good one!

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Posted by speedywheels Jul 18, 2005


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Posted by violasrule Apr 09, 2006

That is hilarious LOVED it

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Posted by coolhndsme Apr 28, 2006

very funny

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Posted by Math_freak Apr 29, 2006

Thats what I call Sarcasim at Work! LOLxgoolge!

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Posted by shimmermaid May 24, 2006

HAHAHA! Great! So very bitingly clever....

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Posted by Question_Sleep Jun 12, 2006

I tell this one to my friends ALL THE TIME. This is going on my faves list! XD XD XD XD XD

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Posted by teendirector12 Feb 20, 2007


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