I Love Mustard

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Submitted ByTheGermanGemini
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As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.

"Here, hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said.

I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.

I love mustard.

I had no napkin.

I licked it off.

It was NOT mustard.

No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do; only I did it on my tongue.

Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, "Now you know why they call that fancy mustard 'Poupon'."

I think I'll go have a salad now...

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Posted by buttons Sep 08, 2005

Aggghhh i even washed my tongue after reading that

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Posted by shimmermaid Sep 08, 2005


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Posted by little_elf Nov 10, 2005


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Posted by me310 Nov 21, 2005


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Posted by brain_dead Nov 28, 2005

wat is poupon

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 18, 2005

tasteless joke,,,tastefully done

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Posted by smart_one7595 Jan 31, 2006

poupon-----poop on yeahhhhhhhhh

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