Tennis Ball

Joke ID#7370
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Submitted Byashleyrena143
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While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.

A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.

"What's that ?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.

"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had tennis elbow once."

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Posted by tsurt Jul 28, 2005

That is very good!

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 29, 2005

rotflmao!!!!!! hilarious joke! :lmao:

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Posted by SweetTooth1479 Jul 30, 2005

what is rotflmao

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Aug 01, 2005

I would like to know also

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Posted by imlaughin Aug 04, 2005

it means rolling-on-the-floor-laughing-my-ass-off

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Aug 05, 2005

oh, hehe thats funny!

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Posted by kristi21 Aug 24, 2005

thats funny

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