Joke ID#721
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Submitted Bydatra16
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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One.
Only ONE!!
And do you know why it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNT OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they have been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*%&$ LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...........
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

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Posted by Gizzer Apr 30, 2003

Mom? Is that you?

Comment score: 6  

Posted by snowmachine88 May 21, 2003

i like how it goes from all lower case to a mix to all uppercase like you are getting angry but when i go to the lightbulb section i am in the mood for a short joke so this kinda defeats the point.

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Posted by einat17 Oct 18, 2003

LOL!!! My favorite lightbulb joke!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by knightdog Feb 20, 2005

I agree with einat.

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Posted by BrownEyes May 29, 2005

funny stuff!

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 15, 2005

Thats going to my favorites for sure!!!

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Posted by jiffyiscool Jul 03, 2005

This is probably the best lightbulb joke I've read so far. Really funny.

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Posted by imlaughin Aug 04, 2005

i agree with jiffyiscool!

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Posted by deepsea Aug 10, 2005

heh i love this one defently in the favs

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 11, 2005

Newf is good. keep em comin.

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Posted by deepsea Aug 23, 2005

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Posted by Fluffy5851 Oct 08, 2005

wow...sounds fermiliar

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Posted by GoHarryPottercs Apr 08, 2006

Kinda stupid really...

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Posted by Question_Sleep Jun 12, 2006

Chil, hubluza. I'm a man, and this is going in my faves list! Anyway, great joke! XD XD XD XD XD

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Posted by hubluza Jun 19, 2006

what does XD mean

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 24, 2006

Tilt your head. It's like or except the eyes are crossed. XD

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Posted by hubluza Aug 26, 2006


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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 28, 2006

Hey, that's the best lightbulb joke EVER. I looooooove.

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Posted by hubluza Aug 28, 2006


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Posted by bonnieshad Nov 21, 2006

are u a mom??? because u described that very well! lol absolutely LOVED it!!!

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