Illegal Immigration

Joke ID#6710
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted Byhamburger
Corrected By schatzy228
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Enter MEXICO illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical carefor you and your entire family. Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no liability insurance,and have an accident. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural UnitedStates thing. You would not understand, pal."
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legalrights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal,presence in Mexico.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all itsofficers.
This will never work in the real world. So why do we let them do it to us?

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 18, 2005

so true, but the reason they let them stay is cuz most of em will do jobs we won't

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Posted by hamburger Jun 19, 2005

you got a point there.

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