The Hamster

Joke ID#6565
Funny (2.85)
Rating (0.65)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byjuggleboy502
Corrected By boodler
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The children begged for a hamster, and after the usual fervent vows that they alone would care for it, they got one. They named it Danny. Two months later, when Mom found herself responsible for cleaning and feeding the creature, she located a prospective new home for it.

The children took the news of Danny's imminent departure quite well, though one of them remarked, "He's been around here a long time - we'll miss him."

"Yes," Mom replied, "But he's too much work for one person, and since I'm that one person, I say he goes."

Another child offered, "Well, maybe if he wouldn't eat so much and wouldn't be so messy, we could keep him."

But Mom was firm. "It's time to take Danny to his new home now," she insisted. "Go and get his cage."

With one voice and in tearful outrage the children shouted, "Danny? We thought you said Daddy!"

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Posted by funnydude Jun 17, 2005

O.O funny!!!! i didnt see that coming!!!!!!!! LOL!!! to the favs!!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 6  

Posted by erniedingus Aug 22, 2005

y not send both!!!!!!

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Posted by dulinski102 Feb 16, 2006

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Posted by shimmermaid Feb 27, 2006

Oh...that burns... Only nit is that I've seen this on this site already...

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Giggles Feb 16, 2007

LOL!!!! Very Cute

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