Your Coat is on Fire

Joke ID#6246
Funny (2.47)
Rating (0.56)
Submitted Bykarusho-san
Corrected By schatzy228
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The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count to fifty before saying anything important, and to one hundred if it was very important. The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: "Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!"

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Posted by shimmermaid May 30, 2005

mhm! funny...

Comment score: 2  

Posted by amansuh Jun 26, 2005

nice 1!!!!!!

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