Simple Algebra

Joke ID#5740
Funny (1.28)
Rating (0.62)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bymaria_08540
Corrected By boodler
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Given m = money, e = evil, t = time and w = women, prove that women are evil (women = evil)
1. m = e ^ (1/2) (money is the root of all evil)
2. t = m (time is money)
3. w = t * m (women are the product of time and money)
4. w = m ^ 2 (substitution)
5. w = {e ^ (1/2)} ^ 2 (substitution)
6. w = e
Proven by mathematics - women are evil.

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Posted by maria_08540 Oct 29, 2005

I completely understand how you feel. I don't know if you noticed my username, maria 08540 (maria is a girl's name, i'm a girl). I'm sorry if I offended you, but I still find stuff like this amusing, even if I am a girl. I realize that not everyone is like me, and I apologize.

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Posted by idiot_genius May 14, 2006

I feel the same way. After all, we girls laugh at boys all the time, why can't we laugh at ourselves?

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Posted by Celanba May 17, 2006

I agree and I thought it was funny. I'm a girl, too.

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