Aging With Grace

Joke ID#5047
Funny (3.18)
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByTheGermanGemini
Corrected By boodler
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Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old"? Well, here is some karma for that. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was WAY too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Lawton Senior High School.
"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Wolverine." he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "In 1961. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-b*tch asked, "What did you teach?"

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Posted by juggleboy502 Sep 02, 2005

hahahahahahahaha! awesome joke!

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Posted by sunnyday311 Dec 22, 2005

Ouch. I woulda slapped him right upside his head! Of course I'm only fifteen so I don't have these problems...Yet...

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Posted by schatzy228 Feb 15, 2006

H A ! !,,,,,,,,,,,,,,per most women-they never look their age!!!

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Posted by salem33466 May 06, 2006

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha!

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Posted by RustyDQ Sep 26, 2006

That is so cute and, unfortunately, so true!

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Posted by undercover_joker Dec 22, 2006

if that happened to me he would no longer be my dentist!!! hilarious good joke!!!

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