Decoding The Secret Language of Men

Joke ID#4799
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByMNMork2
Corrected By boodler
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"Uh huh," "sure, honey," or "yes, dear"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."
Translated: "That girl standing on the corner is a real babe."

"Take a break honey, you're working too hard."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"I can't find it."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

"You look terrific."
Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."

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Posted by lolerZ304 Dec 21, 2004

That's one of the truest jokes ever written

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Nicky101 Dec 22, 2004

Funniest on the site . Good job!

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 26, 2005

a truer word has never been said! love it>

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Posted by coolhndsme Jun 17, 2006

very funny

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 17, 2006

Very funny!

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