Widdle Wabbits (A Thtory To Warm Your Heart)

Joke ID#4568
Funny (2.93)
Rating (1.23)
Submitted ByMNMork2
Corrected By boodler
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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice...

"I don't fink my pet pyfon weally gives a thit."

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Posted by taiya2 Sep 19, 2004

Cute and funny!

Comment score: 8  

Posted by purplepineapple Feb 05, 2005

This is So0o0o0o0o cute I love the python part

Comment score: 5  

Posted by amansuh Jul 03, 2005

ha ha ha that was cute n funny i loved it

Comment score: 3  

Posted by buttons Sep 12, 2005

A pythons gotta eat, its only natural

Comment score: 4  

Posted by phantomgal Sep 13, 2005

thats sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute

Comment score: 0  

Posted by goosh Dec 20, 2005

thats horrible!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by mydarklife Aug 23, 2006

Thats holarith!

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