Liver and Cheese

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Once, there were three male dogs that set eyes on a beautiful female poodle. They all rushed over to her. Aware of her charms, she said, "I will go out with the first one of you who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an intelligent sentence."

Immediately the Lab said, "I like liver and cheese."

"No imagination at all," said the poodle.

Next was the muscular Rottweiler, who blurted, "I hate liver and cheese."

"That's worse than the Lab," she replied.

Finally a tiny Chihuahua smiled at his opponents, gave the poodle a knowing wink, and said, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

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Posted by shimmermaid Oct 23, 2005

This is cute...I've heard it before, but I like this version better.

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Posted by sk8ter7 Oct 25, 2005

i don't get the last part...please explain

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Posted by deekyu Oct 28, 2005

hahahah!!! nice...

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Posted by celanba Mar 17, 2006

Oh, how cute!

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Posted by FerretGirl Aug 24, 2007

sk8ter: If you say "Liver alone, cheese mine" really fast it sounds like "Leave her alone, she's mine".

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