While in Line at the Bank...

Joke ID#3854
Funny (2.88)
Rating (1.76)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By schatzy228
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While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her, after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now", she would be punished.

To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said, in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.

The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.

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Posted by kalliann Jan 28, 2004

I think that I know someone that was at the bank when that happend. They came home from the bank nd toldme what happend. Are you form Michigan?

Comment score: 1  

Posted by undercover_joker May 04, 2006

Not funny and if it is supossed to be I clearly didnt get it.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by taran083 Jun 06, 2006

hmmm... you dont get the subtle humor behind it. It's not that the situation was funny (ie: the blow job etc etc and the kid saw) it was the fact that the child had no clue what it was about and tried to blackmail the mother. ..least thats what i found funny about it.

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 01, 2006

had u been there u wud have found it funny. Especially the woman's facial expression!!!

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