Some Brief Thoughts on the Universe:

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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - Douglas Adams.

"I'm astounded by people who want to `know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." - Woody Allen.

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig.

"Computer programming is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning."
- Rich Cook.

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." - Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes).

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Posted by sweetpeao4o3 Feb 19, 2005

hahaha very cute!

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Posted by tinsel Feb 19, 2006

That was excellent! And, scarily true!?

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Posted by shimmermaid Mar 05, 2006

LOL! I'm keeping these!

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Posted by actsingdance247 Apr 27, 2006

very interesting. liked it

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Posted by sccrclssc5 Jun 07, 2006

amazingly hilarious collection of quotes! Koodos!

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Posted by Jokester1278 Feb 19, 2007

that last was was really funny!!!!!!!

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Posted by sbk1993 Feb 19, 2008

AWESOME!!! If there is other life it is either they are bigger idiots and can't contact us or they are to smart to contact the idiots.

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