Parked Car


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Joke ID#3715
Funny (3.36)
Rating (1.04)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byalex1234
Corrected By boodler
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I went to the store the other day and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said "Come on, buddy, how about giving me a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes; the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.




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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 15, 2005

hehe, i liked that one

Comment score: 4  

Posted by 2006 Jun 16, 2005

Dude that was funny!!! Creative

Comment score: 4  

Posted by skywalker207 Jun 22, 2005

that was a really creative joke

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Posted by meonly Jun 25, 2005

that was funny!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by megmeg504 Jul 05, 2005

hey i am gonna tell my dad that one! i will say it was by u though!

Comment score: 7  

Posted by toxic_happiness Aug 02, 2005

great joke

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Posted by monkeygirl Aug 22, 2005

HA! Now that is good!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by mspurplelilly Aug 25, 2005

I like this one, cute

Comment score: 3  

Posted by kelsey777 Aug 28, 2005

Very creative! Loved it! out of

Comment score: 4  

Posted by zoe5639 Aug 29, 2005

I have seen this one before, funny but not original!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by violasrule Jan 12, 2006

That's kinda mean. How would u like it if u came out of the store to ur car that had 20 or so tickets on it. It was still funny though

Comment score: 4  

Posted by oksana Feb 26, 2006

nice one

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Posted by oksana Feb 26, 2006

nice one

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Posted by coldfire Mar 13, 2006

hahaha lol.. u'r the man

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Posted by honey_11 Mar 15, 2006

haha funny!-->

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Posted by schatzy228 Mar 21, 2006

So thats wher all those tickets came from!?!?!? I'll get you for this!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by zakp Mar 27, 2006

Funny

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Posted by lyris Mar 29, 2006

LOL! -tosses in favorites-

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 30, 2006

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 30, 2006

heeyyyy the is different

Comment score: 3  

Posted by linkofhyrule Apr 19, 2006

LOL That was great!

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Posted by undercover_joker May 02, 2006

hilarious I was steaming mad! but this made me smile and fall onto the floor that has to tell you how good this joke is.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by yojoe May 27, 2006

Funny Funny Funny!!!!!!I loved it

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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

VERY FUNNY! Definitely going to the faves! I bet people actually do that!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by timmycool Jun 11, 2006

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that is so funny!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Question_Sleep Jun 11, 2006

I don't get it...

Comment score: 3  

Posted by kittyloverhan22 Jun 25, 2006

Cute!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Sassy_101 Jul 04, 2006

HILARIOUS!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Majher Jul 25, 2006

great joke!!!!!! and i dont say that often!

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Posted by Anjhelprayer Jul 26, 2006

Funny!! Rib Splitter

Comment score: 3  

Posted by C_G_KITTY Aug 06, 2006

i never heard that b4 so ood job and keep'em coming :-)

Comment score: 3  

Posted by sparx_blak_dymnd Aug 22, 2006

hilarious

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Posted by cheer492 Sep 10, 2006

man i dont get it...

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Posted by scouttrooper Dec 02, 2006

It's not his car. He's just making the policeman angry so the policeman can write more tickets on the car that's not his.

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Posted by imunsure Feb 17, 2007

hehehehehe!

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Posted by funkaimunkai Mar 07, 2007

I heard one similar except its with a cellphone and the guys wife

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Posted by oogabooga Aug 19, 2007

AHA!!!! This is a good one... the jokes get better and better each time!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Joke_Master Oct 21, 2007

Oooo now i get it!! hahah!

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Posted by azmanamza Nov 25, 2007

evil.... But funny!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by smile-14 Jan 04, 2008

i pity the owner of the car Hehehe!!!!

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Posted by sweetiepie Mar 11, 2008

super funny i love it

Comment score: 3  

Posted by mj1321 Jun 23, 2011

I love it!!!

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Posted by ambervenom Aug 09, 2012

im deff gonna do this one day

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