Lesson in Logic

Joke ID#3617
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Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By mathlover639
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A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.

"Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"

A girl raised her hand and asked, "To draw out all his savings?"

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Posted by limefruitycutie Sep 02, 2005

i don't get it!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Sep 02, 2005

Hey Lime! What it means is this- the wife ran to the bank of the river/pond/lake to see if her husband was ok. The fourth grader thought she meant $bank, and said that the wife wasn't going to save her drowning husband, but was going to let him drown to get his savings...Rather funny!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by ntsoaky Sep 04, 2006

very very funny.Especially that it was said with such innocence.

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Posted by cheer492 Sep 25, 2006

lol i loved it

Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Sep 25, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 25, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 3  

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