Out for Coffee

Joke ID#3358
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Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By boodler
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A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.

Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.

She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.

"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blonde asked.

The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."

"Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief.

"Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."

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Posted by absy Dec 11, 2003

one thermos...for six cups of coffee...which would be fine except she wants different TYPES.

Comment score: 8  

Posted by Newf Jan 07, 2004

Another good one

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Jonesy Dec 14, 2004

Another great blonde joke! They seem to get funnier everytime I read one!

Comment score: 6  

Posted by james4rcc Feb 04, 2005

The fact that she wants 3 different types is what makes it funny. ;-) good joke

Comment score: 5  

Posted by purplepineapple Feb 05, 2005

This is a priceless joke. gotta put this in the BSB newsletter! (Blonde Society for Blondes)

Comment score: 4  

Posted by rac76 Apr 06, 2005

This was classic!! Very funny! Good job on it!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 25, 2005

NICE joke!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by buttons Sep 30, 2005

Enjoyed this. Very funny

Comment score: 4  

Posted by 2sandwoman Dec 16, 2005

I thought she meant six cups, like CUPS, that you put coffe in. HUH? So why is everyone surprised?

Comment score: 4  

Posted by shimmermaid Dec 17, 2005


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Posted by coolhndsme Dec 25, 2006

very funny

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