Microsoft's Useless

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Submitted Byrose_rox
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A helicopter was flying in Seattle when suddenly an electrical malfunction disabled all electronic navigation and communication equipment.

Due to the amount of fog, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. He spotted a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot thanked them by smiling and waving, determined the route to SEATAC airport and landed safely. When they were finally on the ground, his co-pilot asked him how he'd done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft building, because they gave me a technically correct but utterly and completely useless answer."

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Posted by ac3p1l07 Jun 19, 2005

Amen to that.

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Posted by cartwheelmac Feb 10, 2006

That is goofy!!

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Posted by coolhndsme Mar 23, 2006

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Posted by honey_11 Mar 23, 2006

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Posted by dulinski102 Mar 23, 2006

but i have a microsoft...

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Posted by soccer_gurl Mar 23, 2006

That's good!!

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Posted by crazycriely Mar 23, 2006

i live in seattle and i think its great. true, not too long, and yeah all around good.

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