God's decree

Joke ID#2827
Funny (2.37)
Rating (0.7)
CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted ByQuado
Corrected By Newf
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God says the world is going to end, so he chooses three famous people to tell everyone. So, George Bush, Bill Gates, and Saddam Hussein come to see, him. God tells them that the world is going to end and tells them to tell their people. George Bush goes live on CNN and tells America, "Folks, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you were right all along, there is a God. The bad news is that he is ending the world." Saddam goes to tell all of his people of his encounter, "My people, I have some bad news and some worse news, the bad news is that those damn Americans were right all along, there is a God. The worse news is that he is ending the world." Then Bill Gates writes an e-mail to all of his friends and employees, "Hi people, Iv'e got some great news and even better news. The great news is that God thinks I am one of the most famous people on earth. The even better news is that we don't have to upgrade from Windows XP.

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Posted by iloveme Sep 19, 2003

Not bad.....

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Posted by Quado Sep 22, 2003

thank you

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Posted by alex1234 Oct 04, 2003

this is the first ok joke i think you submitted quado

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Posted by Internat May 30, 2006

This joke is awsome!

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