The King's Prisoners

Joke ID#2814
Funny (2.1)
Rating (0.92)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByQuado
Corrected By rose_rox
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A king is sentencing his prisoners. The first person enters and says that he stole a horse. "Hang him," the king yells. The second person comes in and says he stole old ladies' purses. "You heartless fiend! Shoot him" the king growls. The third person comes in and says that he pirated software on the internet and stole billions of dollars from internet companies. "Well what the heck are you guys doing just standing there?", he tells his men, "Hire him already!"

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Posted by Monique114 Sep 19, 2003


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