Won't he know I'm lying?

Joke ID#2659
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By lyris
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A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip.

Then he paused, and everyone waited--and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"

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Posted by shimmermaid Sep 30, 2005

HAhaha...That was cute!

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Posted by sjstrick63 Sep 30, 2005

i agree with shimmermaid. i have three kids @ 4, 3, & 1. they are exactly like that.

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Posted by orange_syrup Mar 15, 2006


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Posted by alohagirl612 May 06, 2009

Ahhh!!! This is too cute!!

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