The Perfect Husband

Joke ID#2652
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Rating (0.38)
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By cubsfan1
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There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

"Honey, It's me."
"Are you at the club?"

"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500.00"

"Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..."

"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great!, before we hang up, something else..."

"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"

"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

"Bye... I do too..."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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Posted by kgirlca Feb 14, 2004


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Posted by 2sandwoman Dec 04, 2005

ROTFL!!! To the favs!

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Posted by irishflower Dec 13, 2005

Didn't see that coming!

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Posted by bubbles101007 Mar 29, 2006


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Posted by honey_11 Apr 05, 2006

he was talking to someone else's wife or g/f or w/e and she asked him if she could by the house, mink coat, and the car and all that stuff is real expensive and he says yes and he doesn't even know who he is talkin to ...get it? LOL goin to my faves!

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Posted by mgc710 Apr 06, 2006

Love it! Goin' on my favorites!;)

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Posted by undercover_joker May 03, 2006

im new and i found this joke so funny its going to my favs however long that takes

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Posted by yauhin May 03, 2006

Saw the punchline comin but still pretty funny... good job!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by jokester13 Jul 08, 2006

I loved it. what does ROFTL mean?

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Posted by jokester13 Jul 08, 2006

woops. i meant ROTFL. what does that mean?

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 20, 2006

i s'ppose it's "roll on the floor laughing". That's sofunny.

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Posted by bluejubba Sep 23, 2006

sorry man, i had assumed it wasn't his phone and was expecting him to say "a friend's coming to collect the car" and he steal it, or something. was a bit too obvious it wasn't his phone and so the joke went no-where soooorrryy.

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 29, 2006

excellent- i'm a big fan of yur jokes!

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Posted by chellie1911 Oct 26, 2007

i thought it wasnt his fone wen it sed tht someone picked up the fone i think it said... but as it got further i thought no tht would be rong, so good joke!

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