What is God?

Joke ID#2630
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Submitted Byvvz227
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Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female."

This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this Little Johnny's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"

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Posted by fauck Sep 04, 2004

what is this about and what is michael jackson???

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Posted by fauck Jun 24, 2005


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Posted by evil996 Sep 18, 2011

OMFG!!! You dont know who is michael jackson??? Fauck!

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