Little Johnny

Joke ID#2588
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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At Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"

Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

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Posted by einat17 Aug 22, 2003

That's so funny! ;-)

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Posted by toink- Oct 02, 2005

Very endearing. Children are so funny because they are so naive.

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Posted by shimmermaid Oct 02, 2005

How sweet. Children just don't act like that anymore... Cute joke!

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