Hit Him Again!!

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The crumbling, old church building needed remodeling, so the preacher made an impassioned appeal, looking directly at the richest man in town. At the end of the message, the rich man stood up and announced, "Pastor, I will contribute $1,000." Just then, plaster fell from the ceiling and struck the rich man on the shoulder. He promptly stood again and shouted, "Pastor, I will increase my donation to $5,000." Before he could sit back down, plaster fell on him again, and again he virtually screamed, "Pastor, I will double my last pledge." He sat down, and an larger chunk of plaster fell hitting him on the head. He stood once more and hollered, "Pastor, I will give $20,000!" This prompted a deacon to shout, "Hit him again, Lord! Hit him again!"

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Posted by datra16 Aug 27, 2003

oh man, thats great! LOL

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Posted by smartie_pants Jul 08, 2005

I dont get it?

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Posted by shimmermaid Oct 23, 2005

Groan Pretty funny...

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Posted by SexyChic Oct 25, 2005

Great joke!!!

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Posted by Fathead Sep 24, 2007

All right, the joke is that the man kept upping his pledge whenever he got hit on the head, and they thought it was the Lord doing it.

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