Female Comebacks

Joke ID#2558
Funny (3.16)
Rating (1.36)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female inpersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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Posted by kgirlca Feb 08, 2004


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Posted by Gr8girl Apr 05, 2004


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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 21, 2005

way to go , girls.

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Posted by Hahathatsfunny Jul 19, 2006

Haha. Haha. AWESOME! That's great.

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 25, 2007

sooooooo funny! HIGH-larious

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