How to Easily Clean a Cat

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How To Easily Clean A Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

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Posted by 7catac7 Oct 27, 2003

I love cats so this one was really funny.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by absy Dec 07, 2003

LOVED it....i could picture the cat inside the bowl scramblin around..omg *rofl*

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Mizthangg125 Jun 09, 2005

7catac7, i agree with you sooooo much!!

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Posted by taran083 Dec 26, 2005

where's the "signed, the family dog"

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