Jesus is Watching You

Joke ID#247
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Rating (0.57)
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By schatzy228
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A burglar had just broken into a house and was stealing anything he could get his hands on. Then he heard a voice. It said, "Jesus is watching you." Thinking its in his head he continues on his business. Then he hears it again, "Jesus is watching you."
The burglar not very religious but still scared says, "Who are you?"
Then he flipped on the light not caring if he was caught by the house owners. All he sees is a parrot in the corner. The parrot then says, "Jesus is watching you."
The burglar asks the parrot his name. The parrot replied, "Satan."
The burglar laughs and says, "Who would name their parrot Satan?"
The parrot says, "Same person who would name their rottweiler Jesus."

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Posted by Newf May 23, 2003

I like this one.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by alex1234 Jun 07, 2003

lol good one

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Posted by vvz227 Aug 06, 2003

ha ha ha ha ha!!! i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvv this one!!!! thats a goodin

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Posted by Monique114 Sep 25, 2003

Lol, great joke!

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Posted by Quado Oct 14, 2003

sucks to be the burgular.

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Posted by juggleboy502 Aug 01, 2005

this is soo hilarious!!!! lol!!!

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Posted by jokerboy Aug 09, 2005

dats one of the best ones ever.

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Posted by kelsey777 Aug 28, 2005

heard it before but its as funny this time as it was the first time!

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Posted by suthrnbabe03 Sep 05, 2005

lol GREAT joke!!

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Posted by buttons Sep 12, 2005

Such a funny joke

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Posted by dulinski102 Jan 09, 2006

heard it.

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