Two Bags


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Joke ID#2391
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CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byrose_rox
Corrected By FerretGirl
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Humphrey comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"

"Sand," answered Humphrey.

The guard says, "Well, we'll see about that. Get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.

He detains Humphrey overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.

The guard releases Humphrey, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"

"Sand," says Humphrey.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Humphrey, and watches him cross the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events repeated everyday for three years. Finally, Humphrey doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Humphrey sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."




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Posted by Monique114 Aug 17, 2003

Hehehe, Good joke!

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Posted by then00b12 Sep 04, 2008

LOL

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