Fighting The Competition

Joke ID#2384
Funny (3.13)
Rating (0.5)
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop - it read... MAIN ENTRANCE.

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Posted by arjun Aug 29, 2003

really good!!

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Posted by sweetpeao4o3 Mar 06, 2005

I didn't get it until about 10 seconds after I read it. Hahaha!

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Posted by toxic_happiness Aug 02, 2005

nice one

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Posted by kelsey777 Aug 15, 2005

i loved it... once i understood it

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Posted by orange_syrup Sep 17, 2005

ive heard it before but it was funny then and its still funny.

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Posted by shimmermaid Feb 06, 2006

Uh-huh...good idea

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Posted by honey_11 Mar 06, 2006

hey i really like that one!

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Posted by tinsel Mar 06, 2006

Thats a good one!! He showed them!!

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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Mar 06, 2006

Love t!

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Posted by cheer492 Mar 07, 2006

hhahahah i love that joke!!

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Posted by 2sandwoman Mar 06, 2007

i do not get it at all. what does this mean? somebody please explain, because everybody says it is so good and i want to understand it so i can laugh at it.

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Jun 27, 2007

i got it, after i read it twice. its funny anyway, he wuz between 2 stores, none of them had a sign that said enter here, so the guy in the middle store put a sign up so the people would think that those other posters also applied to his store... get it now?

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Posted by ouchy1 Mar 08, 2008

He put up the 'Main Entrance sign' to make every1 think it was one big store and his was the way to go inside.

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