Property Laws of a Toddler

Joke ID#2096
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By beecool
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1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm doing or building something, all of the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it's broken, it's yours.


11. If you built it, I get to knock it down.

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Posted by einat17 Feb 09, 2004

Haha! those are my little borther's ten commandments

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Posted by sweetpeao4o3 Feb 20, 2005

hahahaha how true this is! my 2 year old sister follows those rules very well.

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Posted by tinsel Feb 20, 2006

Thats so funny!! I'm an adult and EVERYTHING is MINE!!! It always has been! Good one!

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Posted by cheer492 Feb 20, 2006

good one! i used to follow those rules!

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Posted by bballrox55 Feb 20, 2006

Shiaaaa! Totally true!

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Posted by celanba Feb 20, 2006

Those used to be my rules!

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Posted by brain_dead Feb 20, 2006

my little brother shaun is a todler and i would say all of these rules aplly to him. great joke.

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Posted by shimmermaid Mar 05, 2006

Exactly!!! Terrible two's have their ten commandments!

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Posted by auntiesis Jun 15, 2006

Reminds me of the good old days when my kids were small. Going through the same thing with my youngest grandchild. All too true, but still very funny.

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