Talking Clock

Joke ID#2063
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By surf243
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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

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Posted by Monique114 Aug 13, 2003

HAHAHAHA!!! Great Joke!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by hilo Sep 26, 2003

love it!

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Posted by shimmermaid Oct 09, 2005

OH, this is brilliant! Excellent job!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by SexyChic Oct 25, 2005

Newf, where are you getting all of these great jokes? All your jokes are so funny.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by coolhndsme Oct 09, 2006

very funnny

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Posted by piano_player Oct 09, 2007

looooooooooooove it!!!!

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