A Wise Child

Joke ID#1988
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By DennysGirl
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A little boy is leaving school at the end of the day. As he strolls along the sidewalk, a car pulls up to the curb, and a man winds down the window.

"Hey, kid, I've got candy in my car. Hop in and I'll give it to you."

"No. I'm not going to." The boy walks on. Further down the road, the car pulls over again.

"Hey there kid, if you get in my car, I'll give you all this candy, and a big bottle of cola. How about it?"

"No way! Now leave me alone!" The boy walks on, quickening his pace. The car again pulls over beside him.

"Look, kid, I've got a puppy at home you'd love to see. Get in and I'll take you there. You can have all the candy and the cola on the way. What d'you say to that?"

The boy is getting agitated. He stops walking, and leans down to the car window.

"Look, I don't care what you promise me Dad. I'm NOT riding in your Lada!"

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 27, 2005

wots a Lada???

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Posted by hotchick_802 Jul 22, 2006

i dont get it either

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Posted by Battery Jul 22, 2006

Lada means car in german(i think).

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 25, 2006

I think u r right Battery coz I know a very ugly car called Lada n s'one told me its 4rm Germany.

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Posted by bballrox2123 Aug 18, 2006

i looked it up- it is a really ugly (imho) russian car

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