Goodbye Mother

Joke ID#1881
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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

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Posted by einat17 Nov 03, 2003

Good one

Comment score: 5  

Posted by shimmermaid Oct 01, 2005

Excellent joke! That was funny! We should give older people more credit! Lol! Made me smile!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by teshka Oct 02, 2005

hey, that was a good one. Good going.

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Posted by SexyChic Oct 05, 2005

Another great joke, newf!! Tell me the secret! Where are you getting all these great jokes?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by idiot_genius May 13, 2006

gee, ernie, when did you learn to speak english? last month?

Comment score: 3  

Posted by cheer492 Oct 01, 2006

good one it made me laugh

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Alexeagle Nov 13, 2007


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