Pass Gas; Do Not Pass Go!

Joke ID#17985
Funny (2.37)
Rating (0.87)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byjuan3629
Corrected By boodler
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me . . . then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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Posted by raymond Oct 30, 2011

it happens oops

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Posted by Smarty_Pants321 Dec 13, 2011

That is so FUNNY!!!

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