Ventriloquist


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Joke ID#176
Funny (3.23)
Rating (0.48)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted Bysomething
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"





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Posted by vvz227 Aug 06, 2003

ha ha ha ha!!! i lluuuuuuuuvvv this one!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by avril_lavigne Oct 05, 2003

a hah v you were right this joke was funny!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by hockychic Jul 16, 2005

omg that made me laugh so hard i fell outta my chair! (not really but u know what i mean!)

Comment score: 0  

Posted by SexyChic Jul 23, 2005

And she wonders why people say blondes are dumb? She is so dumb!!!!!!! I like it!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 7  

Posted by juggleboy502 Aug 07, 2005

this is one of my fav jokes on the whole site! its so funny! to the favs!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by letswarmup45 Sep 25, 2005

I have seen this one before on here

Comment score: 2  

Posted by coolhndsme Jul 16, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by hubluza Jul 16, 2006

well women nag

Comment score: -1  

Posted by bonnieshad Nov 17, 2006

im a blonde and i laughed at that one!! great joke keep up the good work!! ;-)

Comment score: 1  

Posted by BBKatsu Nov 29, 2007

There's like 100 dupes of this one. still funny though.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by cookie7878 Dec 13, 2007

Lmao! I'm a blonde but I still loved this! It's going to my favorites!

Comment score: 2  

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