Sales Tactic

Joke ID#1718
Funny (2.99)
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Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By cyf360n
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Three little boys were looking for a summer job. Their preacher needed some people to go around and sell bibles. So the preacher hired two boys without even thinking twice. But he was hesitant about hiring the third boy because he suffered from a speech impediment.
So after the first days of work they all met back at the church. The preacher looked at the first boy and asked him, "How many bibles did you sell?"

The boy stood up and said, "35."

"Is that all you sold?" the preacher asked.

"He looked at the second boy and asked him the same thing. The boy said, "75." "That is good," the preacher replied.

He didn't want to ask the third boy but did. The boy with the speech impediment said ''I-I-I s-s-sold 175.'' The preacher was amazed and asked the boy how did he sell all of the bibles. He said ''I-I-I t-t-told them to b-b-buy t-t-them or I will r-r-read it to t-t-them'''

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Posted by Newf Aug 21, 2003

Another for my favorites.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by vvz227 Aug 23, 2003

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT!!!!

Comment score: 6  

Posted by skoolkid Sep 24, 2003

At first I didn't get it, but now i do! LOL!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Monique114 Nov 28, 2003

Lol! Great Joke!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by kgirlca Feb 08, 2004

Poor guy.

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Posted by purplepineapple Feb 15, 2005

Poor kid! I'm not sure he understood! I guess it depends on how old the kid was.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by dontkillkenny Feb 16, 2005

hee hee that was funny!

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Posted by annie9698 Feb 25, 2005

awww, i guess i just don't find it funny to pick on little kids

Comment score: 2  

Posted by prettypinkbabygr Apr 17, 2005

That's so funny LOL

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 21, 2005

he understood perfectly well what he was doin he blacmailed them! That's creative. Good one.LOL

Comment score: 3  

Posted by dulinski102 Jan 06, 2006


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Posted by BeautifulNature Apr 13, 2006

ha ha ha!!! LOL!!! that was sssssssssssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by wizkid Apr 14, 2006

That was soooo cute. I love it.

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Posted by jjj055 Apr 14, 2007

That is not funny.

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