Top Ten Reasons You Know If You Have PMS

Joke ID#16794
Funny (2.91)
Rating (0.72)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bykappa64
Corrected By boodler
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1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving? call 1-800-***-****.

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The Ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

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Posted by crazycriely Jul 31, 2008

i dont like them all.

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