Mad Scientist

Joke ID#16064
Funny (3.04)
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Submitted Byshenqiang
Corrected By boodler
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There was a mad scientist (a mad scientist) who kidnapped three colleagues, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician, and locked each of them in separate cells with plenty of canned food and water - but no can opener.

A month later, returning, the mad scientist went to the engineer's cell and found it long empty. The engineer had constructed a can opener from pocket trash, used aluminum shavings and dried sugar to make an explosive, and escaped.

The physicist had worked out the angle necessary to knock the lids off the tin cans by throwing them against the wall. She was developing a good pitching arm and a new quantum theory.

The mathematician had stacked the unopened cans into a surprising solution to the kissing problem; his dessicated corpse was propped calmly against a wall, and this was inscribed on the floor in blood:

Theorem: If I can't open these cans, I'll die.

Proof: assume the opposite...

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Posted by BBKatsu Jan 19, 2008

I kinda don't get it...

Comment score: 6  

Posted by 90sgirl Dec 22, 2008

LOL. Useless mathematician

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