Taste Test

Joke ID#1606
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I would like you to close your eyes and taste these."

The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy and mommy probably call each other all of the time."

Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted,

"Spit 'em out, guys; they're assholes!"

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Posted by absy Dec 18, 2003

i heard this with the last being hershey kisses...and the teacher said its what you mom gives your dad before he leaves for work, and the kid says spit out spit it out its a piece of ass! lol

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Posted by speedywheels Apr 09, 2006

Good one.

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Posted by Legodood Jun 02, 2006

Good one LOL!

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Posted by mellew Jun 16, 2006


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Posted by timmycool Sep 03, 2006

haha! loved it!!!

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Posted by phoenixoflife Oct 17, 2006


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Posted by carissker9 Nov 29, 2006

hilarious!!!! Absolutely luv this joke!!!

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Posted by cookie7878 Dec 12, 2007


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