Do Ya Wanna Dance?

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Submitted Byshenqiang
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A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session.

The rabbi asks if they have any final questions.

The man asks, "Is it true that men and women don't dance together?"

"Yes," says the rabbi, "For modesty reasons, men and women dance separately."

"So I can't dance with my own wife?"


"Well, okay," says the man, "but what about sex?"

"Fine," says the rabbi. "A mitzvah within the marriage!"

"What about different positions?" the man asks.

"No problem," says the rabbi.

"Woman on top?" the man asks.

"Why not?" replies the rabbi.

"How about doggie-style?"

"Of course!"

"Well, what about standing up?"

"NO!" says the rabbi, "It could lead to dancing!"

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Posted by uhhhh May 17, 2008

i don't get it.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by 90sgirl Jul 18, 2008

lol. dude, it means they don't care about sex, just dancing which is really weird.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by chihuahuagirl606 Nov 25, 2008

Omg if i read another comment saying i dont get it.. if u dont undertand sex terms dont come on the site and dont post i dont get it!!

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