Joke ID#16012
Funny (3.05)
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byshenqiang
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I had been seeing David for a couple of months; he and I both had children from previous marriages. My daughter Amanda has a slight learning disability and is very outspoken. She just tells it like it is and if you don't like it ... oh well. We were all at David's house, sitting on the porch, talking about all the weird things our children do. Not to be outdone, Amanda says, "Oh, you say *we* are weird? Well, Mom, who chased me around the house the other night with her teeth out?" See, I had planned to tell David that I had false teeth, but I hadn't gotten around to it yet. After I turned 40 shades of red, he looked at me and smiled. "Don't worry," he said, "I still love you." Still, I felt really bad because he'd said the first thing he noticed about me was my beautiful smile!

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